they should invent water for men
“Dad, why aren’t we allowed to go outside?” your daughter asks one day. But she already knows. There is no outside anymore.
then why the fuck did she ask
hmmmmmm…..
Sis lives for drama… fuckin virgo
All right, guys, the rest of tonight is (possibly) going to be spent tracking the progress on the Ever Given, a 400-meter-long container ship that ran aground in the Suez Canal and is currently struck.


Because, yes, if that picture doesn’t clue you into just HOW BIG OF A PROBLEM THIS IS…


Just look at this disaster.
oh this is dated March 23 this is TODAY
Yes, I just checked the Marine Traffic website and this is live:

“Yeah, baby,” said nobody, since this was not good.
Ope! Shoot!
Holy shit I’m back
i discovered i have a packet of gold glitter!!!!!
how do you clean glitter off a keyboard im asking for a friend





